pedn't

[Kilian]

Großartiger Dialog zwischen Statham and Boyce aus der dritten Folge der zweiten Staffel der großartigen britischen Sitcom Green Wing. Boyce hat versprochen, Statham nicht mehr von der Seite zu weichen, bevor er (Boyce) nicht zurückgenommen hat, dass Statham ein pedant sei (was er nicht tut). Nun begleitet Boyce Statham zum Urinal.

S: Right, I've decided, you can leave, you don't have to take it back.
B: No, no, I'm not leaving until I take it back.
S: No, everything's back, everythings back, and I hereby release you from all future take-backs.
B: No, it is not and you can't.
S: It is and I can and and you - you can't be in here.
B: I can and I will.
S: You shan't.
B: I could.
S: You wouldn't.
B: I would.
S: You wouldn't.
B: I wod.
S: You wodn't.
B: I hod.
S: You hodn't.
B: I nod.
S: You nodn't.
B: I thod.
S: You thodn't.
B: I diddo.
S: You didn'tdoo'd.
B: I doo'd.
S: You doodn't, now look away, I'm...
B: You pee'd.
S: I peedn't.
B: You ped.
S: I pedn't.
B: You pedant.
S: No, I, you pedant.
B: No.
S: Yes.
B: No, take it back.
S: No, you take it back.
B: No, take it back.
S: No, you take it back.
B: Take it back.
S: No don't you, no...

Man beachte die Explosion der Hilfsverben und wie Boyce das Verb pee stärkt, um Statham dazu zu bringen, I pedant zu sagen. Hihi.