Schlagerparodien - Hommagen an liebe Leute

[Berthold]

Frau Reingard R., der elegönsten und charmaxigsten Buchhändlerin des südlichen Niederösterreiches* - mit einigen, mehr oder minder keuschen, Küssen - gewomden.

From an interview with John Fogerty (*28. 5. 1945) - who wants to reunify unforgettable "CCR":
"(...) This guy surely is the finest European interpreter of our songs. Well [a self-conscious laugh], I've to confess that we shun a direct competition with him. - He's had an education for opera-singer! (...)"

Look, here's bookshop-fairy Reingard [spell her Ri:ngoad]!
How in the world do I know?
Well, I love her sportive body,
the ultra-maryquant she wears.
A red macaw on her shoulder,
thousand Euro-bucks in hand;
necking our bad jail keeper,
to free poor Bertel, her man.
O - Let the midnight special, shine her [: purposely "her"] light on me (...)
shine her ever-loving light on me!

*Mein Freund, der hervorragende (keinesfalls nur:) Alopeko- & Lagoologe Dr. Franz Suchentrunk (Veterinärmedizynische Uni Wien), versarch mir glaubhaft, es müsse "das (Nieder-)Österreich" und "die Dänemark" heißen. Warum trittst Du nicht unserer "Xöühschofft" bei, lieber Franz?